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Man tries to sell crashed Imperial-II Class Star Destroyer on Craigslist

Potential buyer claims the Star Destroyer was never at the location it was claimed to have crashed at.

Across random musings on the internet today, it was discovered in the RV section of Humboldt County, California, that a man was attempting to sell a Star Destroyer he more than likely did not own. The original posting was removed but luckily the ad was copied before it was taken down.

Selling a slightly used Imperial II–class Star Destroyer.

Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year’s harvest. I just haven’t had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is someone else’s gain!

1600 meters in length this bad boy has a maximum atmospheric speed of 975 km/h and an acceleration of >2,300 g. It’s got a Class 2 hyperdrive system still in working order with a backup Class 8. SFS I-a2b solar ionization reactor is in good to excellent shape. KDY Destroyer-I ion engine turns over on the first try but may need a new serpentine belt.

As you can see by the picture provided, the deflector shield generator domes are intact. That is a state of the art ISD-72x.

Fully equipped with LeGrange targeting computers, heavy ion cannons, Phylon Q7 tractor beam projectors, leather bucket seats, and a 15-disc CD changer.

36,000 tons of cargo capacity, this beauty was ran with a crew of 37,085 but you can pull it off with a minimum of 5000 leaving you plenty of room to pack in a few extra AT-AT walkers, TIE starfighters, prefabricated garrison bases, Lambda-class shuttles, yards of soil, spool after spool of pipe, and jet skis.

This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass. With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new.

Brand new, this beauty of the skies runs at about 145,670,000 credits, but due to some carbon scoring I can be flexible on the price. Realistically, I just need it removed from my property, so all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks.

First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.

A later post from another Craigslist user claimed this to be a scam. After searching it out he discovered many oddities about the Star Destroyer that were highly alarming. Traces of womp rats and Sand People surely did not help, on top of the fact that many states will not allow registry without the removal of the 384 turbo lasers attached to the ship. This user described his sighting of the Class 2 Star Destroyer as the “Pontiac Aztec” of the fleet; furthermore claiming this no NOT be the Star Destroyer you were looking for.

We’ve reached out to Imperial officials about the matter but were told that this was nothing more than Rebel scum looking to make a quick buck. They further claimed that no ship has been recorded as crashed, destroyed or missing and is just more propaganda delivered by the rebels to imply scare within the Imperial Empire.

About Kevin "iDizzy81" Alexander (414 Articles)
Ark tribal leader by day, game writer by night... Wait maybe it's the other way around? Follow me on Twitter @iDizzy81!

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